“A merry heart does
good, like medicine…” (Proverbs 22:17)
I
like to laugh, so I’m always looking for funny stories. The following obituary, although in
circulation for several years, still brings a chuckle or two. Enjoy!
Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71
Sad news today, so join me in remembering yet another great
icon of the entertainment community. The
Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic
complications from repeatedly being poked in his belly during his
lifetime. The veteran Pillsbury
spokesman was 71. Dough Boy is survived
by his wife, Play Dough; three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill
Dough; plus they also had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Services were held yesterday at 350 for about
20 minutes.
Dough Boy (DB) was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with “flours.”
Longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy,
describing DB as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. DB rose quickly in show business, but his
later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very “smart cookie,” wasting much of
his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite
being a little flaky at times, he was considered a role model for
millions. Toward the end, it was thought
he would rise again but alas, he remained unleavened.
Disclaimer: I don’t write this stuff; I just pass it on
to you!
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